Outstanding headlines!
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Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”
Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.”
In a veterinarians waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!”
At the electric company: “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be.”
On the door of a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”
In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”
Inside a bowling alley: “Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
In a counselors office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
At a diner/gas station: “Eat here and get gas”.
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Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”
Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.”
In a veterinarians waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!”
At the electric company: “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be.”
On the door of a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”
In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”
Inside a bowling alley: “Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
In a counselors office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
At a diner/gas station: “Eat here and get gas”.
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