I Really Do Not Make That MUCH Money…
A friend sent me this from a house posting:

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A friend sent me this from a house posting: ![]() A bit unreasonable to ask for two tubs, wouldn’t you think?Tags:Technorati (All Links are external): something funnyEndless? Paper
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Many years ago—in rather ancient times when there were still matrix printers—a sales manager would sit down once a month to write and print invoices. The typical bill had a lengthy list of used materials and was roughly 50 pages long. After hours of work he sat back, chooses the print option from the menu, made a phone call and then walked into the secretary’s office to check on the printing progress. Imagine his surprise when seeing that the printer is out of paper and sadly hammering the cylinder: “I thought the printer uses endless paper?” Tags:endless endless paper invoices matrix printers paper surpriseTechnorati (All Links are external): endless endless paper invoices matrix printers paper surprise something funny That Stinks!
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The German news reported yesterday a gas alarm at the Köln/Bonn airport. Police, fire department and airport security got alarmed after screeners recognized a distinguish gas small coming from one suitcase. Gas cartouches were expected. The owner of the suitcase was found and he had to open the suitcase himself. Surprise, surprise! Just a whole bunch of garlic marinated beef. That stinks!Can that be trumped by screeners that are threatened by a necklace with a pendant in the shape of a gun? Tags:airport police airport security bonn airport cartouches fire department garlic garlic marinated beef gas gas alarm german news koeln necklace police shape of a gun suitcase surpriseTechnorati (All Links are external): airport police airport security bonn airport cartouches fire department garlic garlic marinated beef gas gas alarm german news koeln necklace police shape of a gun suitcase surprise something funny Dear Natasha Morgan, Director, Tax Refunds Department, IRS
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I really do not understand why you have chosen to stop mailing me and now start e-mailing me. To every single e-mail address I have. I can nothing but wonder how much money we taxpayers have to come up with again to fix the budget short comes you are creating here! What is wrong with you?I also do not understand how you were able to find all my e-mail addresses but failed in putting down the correct SSN. It is 111 22 3333 not 217 53 3569! What is wrong with you?I also kindly ask that you please:
Taxpayersly Yours Frank Kanu PS: Can I now please have my $439.54? Tags:budget how much money irs kanu laughter natasha phrases ssn tax refunds taxpayers what the heckTechnorati (All Links are external): budget how much money irs kanu laughter natasha phrases ssn tax refunds taxpayers what the heck something funny Who Does He Love More: Mom or Dad?
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One just has to love the language of the little ones… Two days ago our little one said: “I love you one million dollar Mama.” and then to me: “I love you two miles Papa.” Who does he love more: Mom or Dad?Tags:dad little ones mama mom one million papaTechnorati (All Links are external): dad little ones mama mom one million papa something funny …
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Probably the most outstanding comment I ever got: … No link to another site, no nothing. In case it was a spammer—I don’t think any blogger will approve a comment like that, right? Anybody has some other strange ones to share? Tags:blogger spammer strange onesTechnorati (All Links are external): blogger spammer strange ones general something funny The Computer Must Be Older Than Anybody Ever Thought…
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Just check this directory listing: Directory of D:\Hardware\Hardlock2
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I wonder what happened on January 1st 1601 ?Tags:01 01 1601 1601 computer directory listingTechnorati (All Links are external): 01 01 1601 1601 computer directory listing it something funny Archives and Links | ||
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