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Mensa

“Dear Douglas,
I’m honored to welcome you as the newest member of Mensa.”


Huh? Last time I checked—my name wasn’t Douglas. Still this came to my e-mail…

Wait a second—Mensa—that are those really “smart” people, right? So they are right, right? But then again—if you don’t know your own e-mail…

Mensa?

I rather trust the Danaans bearing gifts!


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Chocolate over Bleach?

We asked over 5,000 dentists to review chocolate toothpaste and what they said is amazing:
Over 144% recommended chocolate over bleach.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.


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Water—Not Milk

When asked if he would feed baby my little one said:
I can’t—there is only water coming out of my boobs…

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Scary Stuff

soldering ironAlmost 30 years ago (boy does time fly!) while still studying I got my first gig at a software company.

Computers were rare and expensive. My first hard drive—20 MB—cost me a whopping 600 bucks!

And computer technicians was something basically unheard of.

Most of the folks at the business studied computer science and had to design and build computer as part of the studies. My very first ALU external run at 60 Hz—still way faster than what every other student in class had developed…

Anyways, this one co-worker was a really crazy guy. While we all would occasionally open up the case of running computer and plug stuff in or out—he took it a step further. Way further!

He used a soldering iron in the running computer (220V). More than once…

The results?

Besides his hair standing up and his face being smoked there were also multiple shortcuts; jumped fuses, fried processors and totally broken computer! (Folks even with 110V do not try this at home!)

Looking at his results—aren’t there some business that this reminds you off?


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The Real Secret behind High Gasoline Prices!

Because we can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND cigarettes—we have to stop smoking.
The result: Less smoking related health issues.

Because we can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND food—we have to stop eating too much.
The result: Less obesity.

Because we can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND cruise around for fun—we have to stop driving too much.
The result: Less pollution and better roads. Plus walking more means losing weight: Less obesity.

Because we can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND booze and / or drugs—we have less DUI and / or DWI incidents.
The result: Implemented limits without a law!

Because we can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND bullets—we have less shootings.
The result: Less crime (victims).

Because we can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND go out for dinner—we have to spend more time with family.
The result: Stronger families taking care of each other.

We can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND pay for the camera phone.
The result: No more stupid pictures all over the web. Plus, one can finally act up again without becoming the next internet celebrity!

We can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND pay for texting.
The result: Real conversations with real people.

We can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND make-up.
The result: The end of all cosmetic animal testing.

Teenagers can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND stay out.
The result: Permanent curfew without a law.

Students can't afford anymore to buy gasoline AND party.
The result: Better grades. And less students expelled.

Do you see the bigger picture here? Politicians all over the world have finally found the perfect way to cut spending without really doing it, avoid raising taxes and having others (the oil companies) blamed for everything.

One really has to give it to them: An incredible smart plan!


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An educational Donald?

In Germany Donald Duck surely is.external
Very good explanation from Susan Bernofsky.

Probably one of the very few cases when translation added value!

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I Really Do Not Make That MUCH Money…

A friend sent me this from a house posting:
Pay-Tubs?

A bit unreasonable to ask for two tubs, wouldn’t you think?


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