Dear Natasha Morgan, Director, Tax Refunds Department, IRS
I really do not understand why you have chosen to stop mailing me and now start e-mailing me. To every single e-mail address I have. I can nothing but wonder how much money we taxpayers have to come up with again to fix the budget short comes you are creating here!
I also do not understand how you were able to find all my e-mail addresses but failed in putting down the correct SSN. It is 111 22 3333 not 217 53 3569!
I also kindly ask that you please:
Taxpayersly Yours
Frank Kanu
PS: Can I now please have my $439.54?
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What is wrong with you?
I also do not understand how you were able to find all my e-mail addresses but failed in putting down the correct SSN. It is 111 22 3333 not 217 53 3569!
What is wrong with you?
I also kindly ask that you please:
- Use an e-mail address that does not reply with “Recipient unknown”
- That you avoid using phrases like fiscal activity—for crying out loud—even the commander guy wouldn’t know what the heck that is!
- Explain what section 497 (c) (12) is. I know section 508 but 497??
- Inform the hotline so that next time I call in I am neither greeted with laughter nor have to go thru hours of explanation that I am doing nothing else than answering to your e-mail.
Taxpayersly Yours
Frank Kanu
PS: Can I now please have my $439.54?
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Is that a second stimulus nobody told us about???
04:30 on Friday, September 19th, 2008
I will soon have $949.30 in MY hot little hands!
Got MY notification from DAVID Morgan[Director,Tax Refunds Dept] though.
Possibly Natasha was being too tight with the scratch [or discovered for the Old School Former Soviet Union Cartoon Spy Babe she clearly was],leading to a subsequent ‘icing’/'deep-6′/’whacking’/'fish nap’,& so on/forth.
This is IRS policy in those situations and can’t be helped.
The absence of Nat would then be akin to that of the town councilman whose massive, fatal, late-term coronary leaves behind his empty seat. Now, according to ‘The Hoover Rule’~ {6007}(bc)–twelve which ‘abhors fallow terms’..{illegible}…’vacuums..’ the SPOUSE of the deceased is considered first fill for the erstwhile’s chair.
If, for some such thing or another, that person is not available,advisable,or even actual the office will be bequeathed to a sibling/parent/monkey tribe/murder of crows/clowder of cats/any registered voter lobotomized within the past 6 months…etc.,.
[I think.]
These tenures are usually spent rearranging furniture and killing the plants.
Yet, it appears that DAVID don’t spread MY bread redecoratin’ the digs.
To whit; For these reasons and more & In my humble opinion, David is a much stronger candidate for the imaginary irs email refund division gig than your Natasha ever could have been.
And I don’t care what sort of incestuous practice brought dude the job.
All I know is…
I GOT $500 MORE THAN Y’ALL!
I’ll share.
Thanx Again, D!
11:24 on Monday, November 2nd, 2009